One Day in the Entrancing Life of a Nerd - II (Nerd Porn)

In the past I have brought to light the abstruseness presented to these puberty-facing nerds by anything remotely feminine. Now its about time I shed light on the kind of porn they enjoy. I can give you multitudinous examples as to the above mentioned aspect, now that I have survived a year and a half in their company; but do let us concentrate on one or two now, for the sake of focus and clear understanding.

Let us say there is this nerd. And for the sake of anonymity let us call him DP. Now one day DP and I are gtalking. Here's the dialogue (paraphrased, I don't archive my chats):

DP: (All excited) Hey, check out my facebook album !!!!!! Bubbly gave Bunty a lift on her bike, as he didn't have his bus today !!!!! I snapped a pic from my bus and posted it !!!!!!!!!
ME: (After seeing the pic) I hate to be left out, but what's so amusing in that? Its just a guy and girl on a bike.
DP: Its a GUY and a GIRL on a bike !!!!!!!
ME: @$&#$@^&*@

Needless to say, that very pic was passed on to every nerdy soul in the hostel who jerked away to glory at the near pornographic image of a guy and girl sitting on a bike. I would've left it at that presuming it to be an innocent erratum in an otherwise past-puberty life... but only a few weeks after this, PD does it again!

Only this time, it is the picture of yours truly sitting beside a guy teaching him graph theory. Yes, yes... I know the connotations that come attached to this.
Guy+Girl+Books = PERFECT Nerd Porn!

Needless to say again, this very pic is also passed on to every nerdy soul in the hostel. After all, its every nerd's wet dream to jerk away to such pics. I mean, it ain't everyday you see guys and girls sitting together.
No, not in their world.

And apparently, they now hold DP in unmitigated respect for supplying them with quality nerd porn. This statement I make after seeing umpteen copy/pasted gtalk conversations of those nerds dousing him in copious doses of encomiums. How and when, don't ask me. A good reporter never reveals her sources. And apparenly PD is busy going on a merry go round and celebrating his victory at shooting a near perfect nerd pornographic picture.

Me? I'm jubiliant! Couldn't be more jubiliant at the moment. I have one more adventure to brag about to my (supposedly adopted) kids later in life.

I, ladies and gentlemen, have starred in nerd porn!!

So here's to the only man and the savior of all the nerds' otherwise non-existent sex lives, who single-handedly shoots risque images of excellence, who out-masturbated even the supposedly horniest chap in NPS, and rightfully living upto his name Pencil Dick. To the official porn supplier of all the nerds in RV...

*clink* Cheers!

Author's Note:

Do not get this the wrong way. Am neither condemning him, nor spatting venom. Am merely trying to chronicle such priceless events in history. I can't complain, really. Frankly, am enjoying all the attention. Attention I could otherwise not even dream of getting from the nerd lot. Oh and by the way, thanks to Gaytam for supplying the dirt on the merry go round.