One Day in the Entrancing Life of a Nerd - III (Extreme Programming)

Yes, they're here. The infamous extra classes (from 4 pm to 6 pm) for the useless people who
1) Do not conform to the stipulated colossal levels of dedication to textbooks (read: below 50% average)
2) Fall ill for more than 6 days per semester(read: below 85% attendance) and
3) Rely on compensatory tests (read: absent for either test/quiz 1 or test/quiz 2)

The day might not be far, when some psychologically tormented, emotionally frustrated soul like me would post the below mentioned notice on the noticeboard of the CS dept:

#include iostream
using namespace std;

class ExtraClasses
{
private:
float average, attendance;
char absent;
public:
ExtraClasses()
{
average = 0.0;
attendance = 0.0;
absent = 'N';
}
ExtraClasses(float x, float y, char z)
{
average = x;
attendance = y;
absent = z;
}
void getScrewed()
{
if(average<=50 || attendance<=85 || absent!='N') // In any ONE subject
{
cout<<"Attend Extra Classes In ALL Subjects from 4 p.m to 6 p.m, else go meet HOD";
return;
}
else
{
cout<<"This means you:";
cout<<"1: Have more than 50% average in ALL subjects";
cout<<"2: Have more than 85% attendance in ALL the subjects";
cout<<"3: Attended ALL the tests and quizzes in ALL the subjects";
cout<<"Simply put, you're a nerd who takes solace in your textbooks and views GPA as a symbol of social status. With no offense meant, GET A LIFE";
}
}
};

int main()
{
ExtraClasses E(95, 100, N);
cout<<"This is the output for more than 90% of the students in CS dept, yours truly excluded:";
E.getScrewed();
return 0;
}

Author's Note:
Needless to say, am one of those useless souls who is supposed to attend those brain mortifying classes. Yeah, I was absent to one of the tests. So anyway, see you in hell.