Time: 11:00 a.m
ME: Yo dude, gimme your lanyard, will return in class. I don't have mine and I gotta meet lord almighty now.
DUDE: (
Time: 12:20 p.m
(I stand there chatting up some friend, aforementioned dude comes up to me)
DUDE: Hey, why did you ask my lanyard in front of everyone in the morning?
ME: Jeez dude, relax. I asked for your lanyard, not your underpants. Why you getting all psyched?
DUDE: No, you're a girl. And if any girl talks to any guy in public, the guy gets teased. That's the unspoken rule. Anyway I'll go now, can't be seen with a girl. Bye.
ME: %#&*@%$!^&#*
Well, I just hope the above referred people get past their puberty soon enough. I mean they're what... 20 now, and if it doesn't happen anytime soon, God dude knows when its bound to happen.
Author's Note:
Time for my disclaimer. The above mentioned situation is a FACT. I neither exaggerated it nor tweaked it as per my whims (as I usually do). And the title has got nothing to do with me. I used it w.r.t the nerd lot. And the 'I' doesn't indicate that 'II' is in the offing. It is subject to the availability of such ludicrous situations and my enthu to pen them down. Oh by the way, wherever there is a dude, mentally scratch it out and throw in a nerd.
There are no dudes in CS. Period.
12 comments:
ha ha ha.... in my coll its the other way round...everyone wants to get seen with a gal so that he can give ppl the 'yeah we are good friends' look..... :)
P.S. However, that happens only if the gal is good looking......
In mine they have sex with their GPA. They want a 10 GPA so they can give people the 'yeah am a nerd max' look... :)
PS: Are you implying I look depressing?
he he he... well i shud have written "no puns intended" over there...
Well, by the way, that question shud have come from my side. I know many nerds and believe me, they don't really mind talking to beautiful gals...moreover they hav inspirations like John Nash and Richard Feynman...so...either the guy was not just a nerd but a gay too...or..or...or...do u really look that depressing??? (all puns intended) :P
That, kind sir, was my point here. Some of the nerds there still haven't got past their puberty. Or atleast it looks like it. Talking to girls is an enigma for them. You know, like how a pre teen feels when approaching girls...
And as to that depressing looking part... You've seen me and if you still wonder whether I look depressing or not, then God help you. Too bad there ain't any treatment/medicines for being blind to good looks =P
are you serious???
I thought you knew them enough by now to believe this! =P
It reminds me of my very own abode for four long years! males and non-males haha!
btw
Not a better punny man than the CITIBANK CEO!! Pundit he is! :P
Yeah, I know where you guys rotted for 4 whole years. Now it is supposedly more blissful than my abode.
@ CITIBANK CEO: I didn't know that! 'Pun'dit eh? Thanks for the gyaan =P
tch tch tch poor u :P
today i no longer am ashamed of all those obnoxious iitians..they are much chivalrous than the bunch of gentlemen u have out in ur coll.
btw, wats nano? it sure is an oxymoron for a giraffe sized,over thinking, over mature for her shoes, over pissed, over crazy,overly obsessed with pink gal like u!
The only person sad enough to support IITians is, apparently an IItian himself.
And NANo means Not A NOrmal. It is some acronym my friends use to refer to me here. And it most certainly is better than a dumbfuck nickname like DON. =P
@NaNo: sorry for reading now.
DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN????
@all nerds: There is nothing wrong in talking to a girl. If you have a feeling of difference or care about people who would tease you, then you better meet a psychiatrist.
@all nerds: If you talk to a girl, you don't become husband and wife! Care less about people who would tease you.
@all teasers: You are sick!!! Can't boys and girls be just friends.
@ Pavan:
LMAO...
And yes, it really happened. Having a hard time convincing people its for real.
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